Today we’ve been printing a drum head for James Blunt. It’s got a mirror gold finish and if you have eyes you can see a snapshot of it above. Later Arthur the Interlink man will collect it and take it to Helsinki.
Now, we’re fans of Blunt here at customskins. Not really for his music which, as you probably know, is wetter than the Pacific Ocean. Nope, more for the man himself. Would there be anyone better to be on a world tour with? Not only would you be surrounded by supermodels, but security is unlikely to be an issue since James Blunt famously led the entire British Army into battle, armed only with an adjustable spanner.
Should the world ever be invaded by hostile aliens Independence Day style, you can forget about Will Smith. Blunt will take on the entire population of the Planet Zark single-handedly, and still have enough energy to shag Giselle afterwards.
Most of all though, I reckon he’d be a great touring buddy because he doesn’t take himself too seriously. You can imagine sitting in a Russian bar, vodka in hand, Blunt holding court with tales of battles and conquests, all delivered with his characteristic self-deprecating wit.
Oi, Klum, get a round in!