This blog post is a sequel to The Great Customskins Giveaway. Unlike most sequels though, this one is almost as good!
By the way, sorry for the lack of posts in, like, forever. We've been extremely busy here and I didn't want to alienate our loyal readership with substandard blog posts. But fear not, this post oozes quality from the first word to the very last.
As you can imagine, my finger is very much on the pulse when it comes to advancements in the drum mic hole reinforcement sector. I even attended HoleSafe2009, the annual industry trade fair. So it was with some excitement that I came across KickPort, a whole new way of strengthening your hole. Quivering, I called my dealer and explained to them my predicament:
Me: I have a predicament!
My dealer: What's your predicament?
Me: I don't have enough low-end! I don't have enough tone! I need more punch! I require a better feel!
My dealer: I may have just the thing to solve your low-end tonal punchy feeling problem!
Me: I know! The KickPort! Manufactured by KickPort International LLC in Petaluma, CA!
My dealer: Precisely! I've heard that Doane Perry of Jethro Tull has one, and his low-end has gone through the floor!
Me: Get me one immediately!
Several days later I received my brand new KickPort, the 5″ model with the white rim. It was like Christmas, but with less kittens to drown.
But there was a problem. I hadn't bargained on the epic proportions of the item; clearly a result of the American design and construction. Damn, I thought, this will never fly. Here's why:
Clearly this will never fly, let alone travel in a courier van without total decimation.
So it is with great sadness that we've decided to give away our KickPort. Here's a photo of it:
Isn't it beautiful? Here's a photo of the KickPort next to a plunger to give you an idea of size:
In case that doesn't give you an idea of the size, here's a photo of the KickPort next to a yellow plastic cow:
Now you have an idea of size, let me remind you of the facts:
– The KickPort stops your mic hole from tearing
– The KickPort makes you sound amazing
– The KickPort retails at £36.99
– This KickPort is 5″ and white
To win this amazing KickPort, reinforce your hole and become a real man simply answer the following trivia question. Please post your answer in the blog comments, and we'll pick the winner, contact you, and send you the KickPort!
If you had to kick a celebrity into a port, which port would it be?
Best of luck! The competition ends on Friday 13th August